So I finally got off my frakkin' ass and did something about it. ;)
President Apollo - now available at RedBubble:
(I've put stuff on Zazzle before, but the blanks they use are such crap. I know RedBubble is a little pricier, but I lowered my own commission percentage a little to make it slightly less pricey. The final product is worth it.)
Go forth and purchase, should you so desire. And enjoy. ;)
President Leland Alejandro Javier Morales Adama de los Santos de Kobol thanks you for your vote.